THE CAKE IS A LIE

267 people who ate the cake and died trying.



meitomeimeitomei
🥲Oct 9, 08:53 AM
Sometimes I don't want to be active on social media, but I don't want my pet to die.
🎨Oct 2, 05:48 AM
I want to draw, but I never finish my drawings
🤕Sep 29, 10:10 AM
I swear I'm a very friendly person—talk to me

About #52301

Aperture Science test subject

Name Mei Tomei

Female human

Love is in the air? WRONG! Neurotoxin



Authoritative knowledge



This week the test subject has done

Reading: Nothing

Making: Nothing

Thinking about: Portal 2



Stamp Remember, this page is inspired by Portal.

Want you gone - Portal 2
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Want you gone - Portal 202:49
Portal - 'Still Alive'03:05

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Sep 29, 12:32 PM
meitomei

We are just people who make curtainsStampStamp

Sep 30, 01:16 PM
mellwhoa

Love in the air? WRONG! 500 CIGARETTES

Oct 1, 01:25 AM
meitomei
@mellwhoa: Love in the air? WRONG! 500 CIGARETTES

Cigarette after sex mentioned? Stamp

Oct 1, 04:00 AM
Oct 1, 06:49 PM
meitomei
@little-red5: [stamp][stamp]

TYSM

Oct 2, 03:41 AM
blellow

mmmmm,,,,,, the clolrs,,,,, 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤StampStampStampStampStamp

Oct 2, 05:46 AM
meitomei
@blellow: mmmmm,,,,,, the clolrs,,,,, 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤[stamp][stamp][stamp][stamp][stamp]

Stamp

Oct 5, 12:38 AM
kazkaz

this is awesomeStamp

Oct 6, 10:22 PM
meitomei
@kazkaz: this is awesome[stamp]

TYMS Stamp

Oct 11, 01:30 AM
projectblood22

10/10 pageStamp

Oct 11, 10:14 PM
meitomei
@projectblood22: 10/10 page[stamp]

tysm Stamp

Oct 14, 02:42 PM
mipha

oh, hi, so, how are you holding up? Because I’m a potato.

Oct 16, 02:49 AM
meitomei
@mipha: oh, hi, so, how are you holding up? Because I’m a potato.

StampStamp

Oct 17, 03:41 AM

tu perfil es demasiado genial, me encanta

Oct 19, 06:07 AM
meitomei
@somnusmors: [stamp]

Muchas graciasStamp

Nov 6, 07:17 AM
miau

eeeeeeeeeh yo tambien soy ENFP-T. arre arre, oye vengo reclamarte xq me dejaste una peli tan fea en mis recomendaciones jajajasdjajaj bueno te dejo, saludos StampStampStampStamp

Nov 6, 02:40 PM
meitomei
@miau: eeeeeeeeeh yo tambien soy ENFP-T. arre arre, oye vengo reclamarte xq me dejaste una peli tan fea en mis recomendaciones jajajasdjajaj bueno te dejo, saludos [stamp][stamp][stamp][stamp]

KANSDASD COMO QUE fEA <///3 yo asi abriendo las puertas de mi corazon recomendado la pelicula que me marco a mis 17 y me decis que esta fea KJNASDXKJA, aun asi yo t quiero , recomiendame una pelicula para ver y asi StampStamp

Sunday 03:59 AM
dibs

Woahh very cool I love portal!

Thursday 10:01 AM
miau
@meitomei: KANSDASD COMO QUE fEA <///3 yo asi abriendo las puertas de mi corazon recomendado la pelicula que me marco a mis 17 y me decis que esta fea KJNASDXKJA, aun asi yo t quiero , recomiendame una pelicula para ver y asi [stamp][stamp]

hermana es que me pusiste la vara super baja jkdhjadhk pero me watrever a recomendarte "Detachment (2011). ahi me cuentas que tal Stamp

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meitomei
meitomei
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